He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Randomize