He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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