Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
This girl is more easily done than said...
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
So vagazzling was a success
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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