On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Randomize
