Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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