So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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