Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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