i think my tv is drunk
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
it's like heaven, but drunker
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
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