i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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