The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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