honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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