There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Me. At least after what I've been through.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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