OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Randomize
