also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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