so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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