I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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