Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
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