we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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