If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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