i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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