D3 body, D1 cock
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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