So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
