spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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