You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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