"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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