Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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