Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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