Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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