Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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