How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I am midnight drunk by noon
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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