So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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