since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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