I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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