The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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