Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I need moral support for this bender
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Randomize
