I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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