when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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