You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I AM VODKA MAN
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
