We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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