the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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