So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Randomize
