Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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