get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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