we made out on top of his cat.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
Randomize
