Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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