So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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