ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
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