Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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