We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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