People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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