I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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