But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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