if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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