It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Lo siento on account of my penis...
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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