Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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