I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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