problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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